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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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