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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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