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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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