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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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