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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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