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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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