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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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