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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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