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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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