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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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