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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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