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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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