Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.