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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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