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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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