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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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