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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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