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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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