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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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