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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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