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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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