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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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