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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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