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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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