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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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