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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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