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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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