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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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