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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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