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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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