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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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