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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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