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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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