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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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