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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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