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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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