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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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