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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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