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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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