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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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