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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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