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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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