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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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