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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Princess eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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