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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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