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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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