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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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