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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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