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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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