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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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