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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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