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Pet death

My aunt Betsy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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